stil hieding111

shhhh dont tell graps hahah she stil hasnt notices1111111 omg she’s like so hapy she keeps screaming ‘ernest1111′ like tank you for this awesome presint of dispaering it is a great majgic trick11111

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shh stulty11

Shh…grapes still hasnt fund me yit.1111 im so exsited she is so hapy she is scraeming in happines.

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shhhh

gess what/ rapes’s frends are coming over for a meiting aboart their movii. how exsieting111 i hope i can cbe in it but shhh dunt tell grapes. k/// okay, buddie. i trust you.

also grapes s fanimily went to aerport just now and now she is glumiy. i hope i can chir her up. mybe i wil do a majic trik111 like i can dispaeer and grapes wil say ‘where did uurnest go./// she will never gess or find me11 it wioll be so grate11′

okay her i am to do it. im gona go hide now. ooh this wil be the grates majic trick evar1111111 grapes wil be so hapy1

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todai is toosdai.

yu noe what i am so hapy for/// la poo poo came home yestarday with a huuuuje playte of cupcaikes1 and i got to eat thrieee111 oh my goodniss i am so hap[y because they are so god. thay wir like creemy and delishuss and soooo good. there was sprinles on top too oh my goodnes sprinkluls11111111111111

anyway, i cant not even remembar what i did at camp so i gess we cannot heer about it. hahahah i am so soryh i forgaut everythin. but i has very grate friends likeneeman now tha we talk someitmes on the emale but soon he wil come to my hause like in my birthday nex year111111 i wil bee two years old huzah111

but nao it is today the public enemees primeer and grapes is sad because she cant go. so she has been moeping, she sed. i asked if it was like wen yu clane the flores and it is nasty like captin jack sparoes hair on a stick. but sshe said no and then laaffed a litle and said that i always maid her laugh. then la poo poo flewed into the room and siad that it is not becus i am funy. but then hee laffed so i do not know.

also ten la pooo poo had to go bavk to work becaus his shiny red fone was ringing and beiping and all of that scariy stuf so now i am bored at hom riting this. maibe later we wil go to return the librair deveedee.

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it is time fro teh partey111

gess wat this is///

koneecheewah111 it is the hello in swedish like the swendish fish. unces i ate swedish fish and then it twas not vury gud. i culdnt chew not lik flufy cupcakes wich i luvwith alllll my hart. la po poo alway busy me cupcakes and i thin he is the nisest brothur i could ever find anyware111 he is the nicest brother i ever had.

befur la poo poo was kin of meen to me but thats becus he had neavr had a borthert before.

yu noe what//// grapes said maybe i have to go to prischol soon like in two yars becaus now i am one. i dont think i want to go thara unles there are other childrnesn there too. then maybee there will be frends like neiman for me1 i hop.

am i a frenly persun/// i dont noe becuas my only friends are la poo poo and grapes and maybe grapess friends. i don knoe about grapes’s friends because they ar not talk to me a lot but then i dont go to her schol i alot eithar.

but i think it culdnt hurt to try.

also, grapes is drawin gme for greting card11 al ocasions111111 i am so exsited.

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bac from cakmp1111

hi evryone1 i am back from cap and it is so nice to be hom. i mised everyone, like la poo poo’ s cupcaks and grapes everytrhing. le tm e tell yeou evrything tha hapened at camp.

day one. we rode the bus up to camp but la po poo was not comforntable leting me rid ewith thos ’scundrels’ so he flew me thear- well, ic anot tell you wha kind of transp[orainton we used bceause it is top confindentiaol. la poo poo woulf kilme. but he droped me off at the camp entrance and i waw like, exited because om the it waas camp11 how many fun things woud be doing1

but then he left and i was like la po poo whare are you going1/1// and he said home.

so theni wanted to cry but grapes sad to be  agood boy and not cry because then i might soggify and die1111 and that would be worse than cry. but i wanted to cray so much and i was sad i almost counld hold it in.

then a boy neamedn neeman came to me and sid ‘are you missing yur dady already/’ and i said ‘ la poo po is not my dady.’ he siad ‘who is yro daddy ten’

then i realiz i dontha ve a daddy. then i turn red but not really because i am only brown. and i realiz that i am brow but grapes and la poo poo are both railly wite. i dont look like them at all. but ever sicne i was born i knew grapes and la poo poo was my family.

then neiman siad ,’ its okay. i dont have a hamster.’ and i new then we wrd going to be friends because he rally wanted a hamstar andhe didn have it and now i want to have a dad but i dnt have one. so we wbent to have lucnh in the cafetiras and it was god fuod but ther were no cupcakes. and i said to the cafeturea lady where is the cupcakes and she siad no cuptakcest this is helathy food111. and she was kid of mean so then i wanted toc ry again. but i couldnt becaue i was sogify

then we got aro cabins and it was like dark inside but neim an and me bsahared a bunk it was ciool. ecwsept he cakkept talking and taling and poking me because i was on the top bunk. so then the nex day i was so sleipy and couldn climb the muntain like othar kids i floped over on the thrid rock up.

so instead i slep on the roof of the cabin with one of the counselars who was sopposed to watch me and we sleeped until the other campars came back bewcause they wera so laud that we culdnt slp no more.

the cualnsleros name was stapahneie and she wasw really nice and she snored in har sleep but haha she siads it twas me but it cant be bacuse i am not a snored person. so i do npot know but i wil ask hera gain abeacuse i have her email11111

stephanie is really preity, mayb more than baguet but i dont kno because baget was really rpettei too. is, i mean – she is sitll prteey.

so tomror maybe i will have the sencond part of my storie/////

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im back111

i came hom from camp a few daids a go but i was so tired and happy that i cudthnd post. so later i will have a detail discription ofcamp11 because grapes told me to wrie it down for when i am old. and so that you have sometimg to read. and la poo poo siad i shouls so the long wait was worth it. huza111

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its god day111

today is hapy day like alvays hahahaha i m alswauys happy when yam i not hapy///////

excep wehn i writ the poetry becaus bagite lifet me.

grap said i shult blog bdcause peiople ar woried abut me so her 1111

but i have ben bisyy havin fun so it is okay1 i amokay1 dun wory.

but tody we ar gohng ti to eh zoo111111111 if grapes fintish her howmewarok. i hope she does becaus i want to se the peolear bares and the pandas and the trei limerus111111111 thei are so cuts and evven if thie are big hteya are soooooooo cute.

sp now we may go1111

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i am won11111111

today is my birthday i can baleive i am one years old arldready11111 i went to grapes’s scool and we had cokies even thoe i want cuzpescakes it is stil god1 thank yu nobu for buying mey cookies111

then i was chrstend by miya ancd she gave a long spech about me and i was so hapy i smalsmost craid. and my new godmathr rebekah sad she thugt i was cuote111 and also my godrafateher ester.111 i have such a nic fmily.

ten theiy did the trabal dance of miyanism and we had so muc fun11111 and we ate the cookies111 they war yumy.

so noa i am christened and one yars aold221111111111

huazaah111111 also grapes sistear gave me a tongtue but grapes said we cant put it in yet cuz we don have the maonay.

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helooweowow1111

ges wat1/1/1/1/1/1/1//1/1/1/1/11/1//1//////////////////////

i get to pik an outfet fro my birthday11

but noow i dont know what to git. grapds sais if i cant chose then ill hve to ware my tuxedoe but it is itchky. hmm.

also thir wil be cuptkcakes1111 huzahh

i cant wati i cant waiatkljwiwoifjkwjfwwfwejjif\eieuweuuieeu`1“`111111111111

aksit do you think the girl will come to my birhday11/1/ or baget…or even her borother bruce that poope.

maibe i wil ask hhe but im scarred111111 wat if she laffs at me becuas i did not get mine mouth surgyry yet1/1/1/1/

i noe1 laupoooo will do it for me1111 he makes me fil like lois and he is supar man when he caries me.

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