ahoy1 my name is ernest and i live in america. we speak english here but my owner grapes can spak chinese too. that’s the languge from china. did you know that the 2008 olympics were in china/ i even watched it on tv. i want to swim as fast as micheal felps, but grapes won’t let me go in water she says i would get soggy and disentagraite. that sounds exciting, but grapes says it’s a bad thing. la poo poo tells me to stop spooing nonsense and get on with it. he’s grapes’s dog and he used to be an underwear model. now he’s a akljsfkajsl;iwccw,axckl
Greetings, I am La Poo Poo. That silly little paper bag has gone crying to his mommy. All I did was a bit of stealthy attacking, or how do average commoners say it, “jumped him”? It’s not as bad as he makes it, compared to some of the things I’ve suffered as a – in my field. I couldn’t allow him to compromise some information. My cousin Guantorga has already revealed enough. Thank heavens her owner is always drunk. Nevertheless, there is no doubt in my increasingly developed mind that Grapes will flick…Ernest…away. Unspoken rule of the house: never bother Grapes when Mika and/or Johnny Depp is involved.
Ah, it’s that time of day when Grapes does her “homework”. In about five hours, the real homework doing will begin. I don’t understand humans. Why put off what you can do today? Procrastination is time that could be spent in Prague, or in the rare occasion when I feel the need for something…homey, Fifi’s Pampered Canine Resort. Although I do loathe the term “canine”. It makes me sound like a tooth, particularly the one that rips meat, which is disturbing as I’ve been considering vegetarianism. But I do love my filet mignon. Perhaps when I lose my teeth, then.
Ha, the little fool is still trying to get Grapes to respond. I didn’t mean for him to react this way, but it was sad watching him bang his head on the keys in an attempt to type. He’s such a baby, and he certainly won’t succeed in getting Grapes to respond when she’s concentrating so hard on replaying a bit of ancient Johnny Depp video to see the colors on his scarf. It’s like hitting an invisible wall. I’ve learned to cope. According to Grapes, it’s made me distant. “All evidence to the contrary.” Oh, how she would squeal at that reference. Must go, grapes is here
Sorry, La Poo Poo tends to ramble. He’s got the personality of an old war veteran. Of course, underwear modeling was nothing like war. So…I’m grapes and this is Ernest’s blog. Please forgive the grammar and the bad typing, he’s a five month old paper bag and he has no arms. This is his first contact with technology. He thinks the toaster is going to eat him and can’t open the light without help. Anyways, stick with him, he’s trying really hard, and maybe eventually he’ll learn how to type like La Poo Poo. I have to take the computer away now or there will be blood. REFERENCE! But uh…I have to do homework anyways.
