Archive for December, 2008

roe row row your boat1111

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toduy we went shoping and i saw baguit in a stor and it was a stor with a lot of stuf insidde and big sings saying sael1  sale1

and i was connfosed bcaus i went in and there was no boats. so i cride to grapes becuase i want to go in a bote to a coole place to sweem and not soggify. i love to swimming.

and then la poo poo said that he would figure something out so were going sailingboating soon111 sailingboating is so funnn111

maybe i can stere11//

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i m not ded

i was going to burm santa clus in a grat fir but la poo poo savd me. he sed i was stopid for killing myeslef but i said it was for the saving my family frm the evil introoder hoo wuld kill them all

then he laffed and told me to go to sleep bcus he would take care of evrytying. so i did

then in the morning i woke up and there was boxes under the shiny tree thing and i skreemed and rant o grapes and told her and she got angyr becus i woke her up and then she went to see and but i didnt want to go neer it becus the flashing shiny traingle is so big and goint o eat me and who knows if sante claus didnt put a bomb or poinsone d cuipcake in the box and i would exploed.

then i opened the box and there was a cupcake RTHERE AND I DIDNT NOE WHATTO DO IF IT IW S DEDLEY11111111121111 I AM YELLING AGIN WHIYYYyyy oh. it is gon. but i scremmed and la poo poo flew oout of the room and he ate a little peece and i then i new it was okay so i ate it because i knew it was okay.  but it is almost new years and then i will almost be 111111111!1111 huzah1111

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tomorrwo

tomorrww is chrmsaas eve. that means santa clas will itnrtude our hous11111

this culd be the last ost i ever rigt. godbye and il ove evryone tha is why i must do this11111111111

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i am onfused111

TODAY GRAPES TOLD ME ABOUT KRISMUS  AAND WHI IS MY WRITING SO BI and fat oh ahahahaha.

grapes told me that on christmas the old fat man in red fuzzy suit will go down our fire and then he iwll run itno the tv and then die1111

no. it is not ssertain he will die. i knoe my duti now.

i will start fire in the fireplase, even if i have to burn into ashes like in hell.

scarfice for my famly.

but istill have nione dais. tomorrow im going to school with grapes111 huzha11 but this time i has no costume. boo….

and la poo poo is coming home for crismas.

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hulp111

help111 this mroning i woked up and there was a tree in my living room111 and i dont noe wear it came form and i dont lik it cuz then it has these shiniee things on it and they hurt mi eyes becuz they are so shiny.

aaaahhhh111 it just shinied up even morerrrr11111////help me what if it klls me in y sleep11//11 i dont want to die i thugt baguette was going to kll me earlier so what now11//1//

 

oh it didnt shiney anymore. evrything is  okaaaaaaahhhh1h1111shineyy11y11yy1y1y1

grapes: Sorry but I had to put Ernest to bed. He was screaming too much.

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nooooo

grapes fund out that wewere goinng t swim becuz she read my blaug. and then i was sad becus i didnt know she culd read it becuas yeah.
so she kcalled us in greese and yelled becudse was i trying to kill miself and becus of the phone bill but after a long time she wa nices nd she said that the fone bill was worth it for my life. then she sade she would make la poo poo buy me a gresin cupcake but he siad he could probably not find one in greese but mayb e in iceland tomporrow. huzzah11

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hows the view111///

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la poo poo has break frm job so now we are in greese. it is sopretti nd i canst not talke more becua se we iare giong  soimming11111

 

huzzagh i can swim now111 teehee gtapes is not here.111so she cannot stp[ me.

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hiiiiiii1111

i iyam so happy i dont know i just woek up and i was happpy1111111
today is good dai. it is so good but not riolly speshil it is just good and happy111 nd grapes dad bot cake. so grapes is happy and i am happy too11111

okay goodbue now i have to let grapes use the computer1 beat her up if you are mad2221111

well not relly that is mean.

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stain alive1

i was not ded beecuz bagette just came oround to chek up on mee and tell me its over. she didnt have an isicle and grapes told me later wen she drank hot chocolate 9not me i wuild sogify0 that this is california and we dont have isicles here.  so i am okay111111

but iu was not okay for some days cusz my sickness came back for a little.

wao blogging is so different now111  its is so technologically and all skware and stuff. wooooooeeeee.

but now it is good except la poo poo is in england a lot liek fro the hole week. mnaybe hell breng me back a english cupcakes but maybe i hope it will not have sheep guts like someone toold me they eat there.

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bageuette returns11112311twentynigne!

fjewieiwefthweo;f11111111

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guerss whoh is iutsidde our dorr. it is bagteet111

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she is a stalkur111 what is she kills me111 with an isiclueh.

grapes siad it leaces no evideswnce. it would melt into my body and soggivy meeee111111111111!!!!111111

 

la poo poo siad i must go say ehello. gopodybey crule wlerd. istn that what peeopel.  say///

if i nevru see anyvone again, i leavem y tuxedo to la poo poo and my party hapt  to grapes and my batman suit to bagueet.

now i will go diie becuaz bagtientt will ckiil mee111

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