Archive for February, 2009

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todai i was not in a good place111

therew as a macheen on the floor of our huse and it made a cool noise like vrom vorrroooomm like a rasecart111 nad then the paper in side went all schreeddeerrcreeddd. and died.

so i walked over and it did not make the vrom vorm sound so i was like waht is caong on1/1//1/1/1

and then grapes walked by and sed no111 ernest11111

and la poo poo flew in from englian and carried me a wayv2111

also he said that we were not like lois and superman

what is that about111///

anywaves mily sirush has a new muvi comin g out this yrear. huzzah111

well, i cannot watche it becausz grapes does not like her but okay. i will figures out someting and then i wlal come  bak and twll yuu111

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theee acsars1111

i wached the oscars on tv and it was so cule1111

evry one is so preetty. espeshally that one gil in the shiny dresss

i aksed grapes and she siad her name was ew milee sierush. like jeffry rush111

they must be related.

ewm miley sierush is so preetyy she was pretetier than all the other piple. hauzaaah111111

she is preetier than maicahel felps too.

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love is ap oop.

okay1111

i am betar now but eveyrting is kind of difernt.

graps todld eme that it was vaelentines day saturday when i was still on te army place. but i saed wat is that1/1/1/1/1/1

but she said it si the day of love

and i said yes i noe i ove you11111 and hugged her

but then grapes said not tha cind of love.

so i gess it is maybe like me and bageitt.

which is bad becuz then you get sad when u dont like them animore. i timk it is stopeid for peole to have a day for love becuz then it is not good

like grapess frend sushi and her boryfrend. she is scandalusing with andother man and he diesnt know11111 wat if bagueet ded that with me/1/1/1/1/1/11/1/1/1/111/1/11111/1/111/1/1

i dont thin she would tho. she is a good bagette. because she even takes in her bronther bruse when he is not in good life. it is good for her.

but i like sushis boyfriedn. he is nice and bery stealthy like la poo poo. he is a smooth charmer, grapes said. but deadly, becauz he is james bolkafweijciwsj1o2ed9xciuopsfdjsdfo slkjfs lsdjf s

Ernest has a tendency to say too much.
                                 -La Poo Poo.

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horay1111

i am saved but kind of i am week. becauz the aremy men got me befir i jumped into the vatt of bulbing gloo. they are mi herose. not like miykial felps who is not a good poop animor.

so then i was ina helocotper11111 so funn11111

and ten i got a cupcake so i awas happya gain and la poo poo came to see meee nd then i came home and grapes sed ’shave off yur beard” and i loked and i had sa beard11 so she carefully shaved it foff. and thhen i was sleepingfor many and many days.

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Attention.

I understand that this is the blog of Ernest, the paper bag. I am Sergeant Christopher Bloomsdale, and we retrieved the paper bag at 1750 this evening. He was about to leap into the great bubbling vat, and seemed to be screaming “two the deth111″.

We flew over the Caribbean when our plane began to malfunction. Thinking quickly, we landed on the unnamed island below, home to one of the world’s largest recycling plants.

I believe that Ernest is severely ill. As we left, one of our party discovered a paper party hat decorated by an poorly made crown. Ernest claims that he had made “Chester” heir to the throne.

This is not military protocol, I am simply assuming that there are readers of this blog who know where Ernest belongs. Please respond, or we will have no choice but to place him in a mental institution for life. In any case, that is where he belongs.

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nooo11o1o1o111

today i saw a noosepaper ont he flores and now i am almoest goint o screeeemm1111111111

wat1/1/1 i said, michale felps is disgraced11/1/1/1//11/

i did tno t know why or how he hat been badded out but it is not gud111 thar was a pictur of him and he had a crazy smoking pip1111111111111111111111111111and they siad he was smoking pot but i dont now how you smoke a pot becuase does tnt the pot have smoke////and usualyy pepoel ecook in a pot.

la poo poo and grapes said that smoking is not good for you. oh no111 i miss them111 how can i escpae1111////

thear is onely one say. i must jump into the vat of buhbling olils1111111

or els e i will suffer. godbye1 1111111

goddbye111111111

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ooohahahhaaaaa11111

i am te cking of the wurld1111

ok no but onlie my ilsnad. heeheheheeeee we haave been wurking hard to biild abigger calstle.  heeheheheee. well it is hard work becuaz my people dont really do anything. their also vary kwite, then never talk to me11111

i amkind a lonely becuas where is grapes and lapoopoo1/1/1/1/1/

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