about ernest

ahoy1 my name is ernest and i am a paper bag. my birtday is may 7 208 but nex year it will be may 7 2009. then i will be one and have a big party. i like to wear my party hate it is red and piolka doted with a yellow pompom. i think pompom is a funny word. grapes says it means butt too. i am laughing every time i hear that because it is funy. so i have to put stuff her about myself. i have two eyes and a big mouth and a mustash. grapes says i will get a tongue one day if we get money from opra or ellun for surjury because they give free stuff to deserving peeple and i am a dursurving purson. i live with grapes and la poo poo her dog. he is a beeshon freezay and he is almost as whte as grapes’ feet. but he is the whitest white ever beesids grapes’s feet. i hop i can be like la po poo one day because he is the greataset. i want to be like la poo poo and grapes morphed. then i would be awesome.

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    mina said,

    HAHAHAHA. this one was especially wondrorously delightfully hard to read! I do hope you consider taking a speedo shot for mine and nosukii’s photoshoot.

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    I love your site. Keep it up !


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