Archive for baguette
April 14, 2009
· Filed under baguette · Tagged abuse, affair, baguette, Bruce, embarassed, ernest, grapes, hiding, la poo poo, shame
i am so bord and i stay home al ot now becuaz la poo po as aneo money for my edukaytion. so now i have nothin to do. what scane i do/1/1/1//1/1/11/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1
i am sad becuaze bagite is not with her brothu bruse. he is not her brotheur. but then baguet came to my hous and wa slike ‘i am so sad urnest1111′; and she was so ugly buces bruse was had to fight whith her because there was one more peise of chese and she didnt want to let him have it. but i think she is being bet up mor buecause there wis a more then one ugly mark.
wso now sh is in y closet hiding from grpaes because if grpeas sees she will be kicked out1111111 and i canot let that hapen because she is so lovuly. ooh now baguestt wants to type.
Hello lovelies! I’m back again, haha is this like, the second time I’ve been here. So Ernest was kind enough to let me stay here for a while, at least until Bruce calms down. I don’t think Ernest realizes that Bruce and I are together, which is sad, but no matter what Bruce and I stick together, right? Even if things get tough and we fight, and people get hurt, we’re always there for each other. And it wasn’t like that with Ernest. With Ernest it was like going out with my brother, which would be sick. I tried to make it work but that one day at my girlfriend’s house he lost it and his weird brother had to come flying in and freak everyone out. I couldn’t be seen like that, so we had to break it off.
oohh bagues is oso wondeurful. so now wmaibye i will have ltos of fun11111 we can make cupcakes togehtur111111111111
December 27, 2008
· Filed under baguette · Tagged baguette, boating, ernest, grapes, la poo poo, sailing, sale, shopping
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toduy we went shoping and i saw baguit in a stor and it was a stor with a lot of stuf insidde and big sings saying sael1 sale1
and i was connfosed bcaus i went in and there was no boats. so i cride to grapes becuase i want to go in a bote to a coole place to sweem and not soggify. i love to swimming.
and then la poo poo said that he would figure something out so were going sailingboating soon111 sailingboating is so funnn111
maybe i can stere11//
December 10, 2008
· Filed under baguette · Tagged alive, baguette, blogging, california, cupcake, death, england, ernest, grapes, haggis, hot chocolate, icicle, la poo poo, sheep, sickness
i was not ded beecuz bagette just came oround to chek up on mee and tell me its over. she didnt have an isicle and grapes told me later wen she drank hot chocolate 9not me i wuild sogify0 that this is california and we dont have isicles here. so i am okay111111
but iu was not okay for some days cusz my sickness came back for a little.
wao blogging is so different now111 its is so technologically and all skware and stuff. wooooooeeeee.
but now it is good except la poo poo is in england a lot liek fro the hole week. mnaybe hell breng me back a english cupcakes but maybe i hope it will not have sheep guts like someone toold me they eat there.
December 4, 2008
· Filed under baguette · Tagged baguette, death, ernest, grapes, icicle, la poo poo, murder
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guerss whoh is iutsidde our dorr. it is bagteet111
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she is a stalkur111 what is she kills me111 with an isiclueh.
grapes siad it leaces no evideswnce. it would melt into my body and soggivy meeee111111111111!!!!111111
la poo poo siad i must go say ehello. gopodybey crule wlerd. istn that what peeopel. say///
if i nevru see anyvone again, i leavem y tuxedo to la poo poo and my party hapt to grapes and my batman suit to bagueet.
now i will go diie becuaz bagtientt will ckiil mee111
November 3, 2008
· Filed under baguette, down syndrome · Tagged apples, baguette, batman, bed, brother, Bruce, candy, cool, cupcakes, dirty look, down syndrome, ernest, grapes, halloween, happy, mean, pitch, school, shopping, Softball, supermarket, tv
today is a hapy day1 bercaause i went shopping with gapres after her skool and we ran into baguite at the supermarket and she was with her borther bruce like the batman guy and i said hi bruce i was batmand for halloween and your sister is a mean pitch.
he said thank you she does love softball and she practices every weekend as im sure you know
and i said no i didnt know but even thought you are nice she is a pich
baguette just stodd nakes to him with her apples and i gave her a dirty look but she had no reackshon.
i think pitch is a very mena word and grapes told me not to say it but i saw it on tv when i wa sin bed and bagit was meean to me so whyu shouldnt i be menat o her.
i ams till in baed a lot but i m better to go shpoping with grapes now1 when i eat candy i get a little better so grapes told me to eat some every tday. i locve candyu but i miss cupckaes.
i am hpapy because i shode baguette who is cool, me or her. of curse it is me.
October 30, 2008
· Filed under baguette · Tagged angst, ashes, burn, corpse, death, depressed, empty, ghosts, grave, halloween, heart, love, poetry, to whom it may concern, urn
for whome it may concurn
i feel empty
my heart is like an urn
with no ashes
when will i feel the burn
of love again
tomorrow the gosts come out
when they return to the grave
shall i go with them
would anyone miss me now that love has left me
October 28, 2008
· Filed under baguette · Tagged anguish, baguette, bird, cold, death, die, ernest, evil, fly, fright, girlfriend, grave, home, liar, mean, moonlight, poetry, sorrow, stone, vicious
i have written poetry in the past days. it is the only way i know to release my sorrow and anguish.
fly home, bird.
fly home, bird.
here you will not be heard.
for my girlfriend baguette is mean
and she is vicious
and she is a liar
and she is evil.
twinkling moonlight
twinkling moonlight oh so bright
when you gaze upon me i feel fright
knowing that one day i shall die
and perhaps die alone
with no one but myself in a cold stone grave.
October 23, 2008
· Filed under baguette · Tagged blood, blush, cove, dove, life, love, peace, rose, rush, throes, tide, woe
love is like a rose,
it makes one blush with excitement
it makes one’s blood rush
it makes one write prose
and if one is unlucky, it makes one cry
what is life without love
it is peace without a dove
it is dying in an empty cove
when the tide has rushed in
no more is one therein.
October 22, 2008
· Filed under baguette, down syndrome · Tagged alcohol, baguette, bed, beer, borat, chic, chocolate, cigarette, cupcake, deep, depression, down syndrome, English, ernest, foreign agent, fortune, french, ginger tea, grapes, la poo poo, Lois Lane, paranoia, smoking, Superman, trendy, trick or treating, underwear modeling, water, wine, yakshemov
yakshemove is a hello from a movie that i saw at baguette’s frends house. bagette is very trendy and has many frends. but i did not noe she had so many until i went to the party with her.
the movie is called borat and it is about a man named borat and i dont really understand but it is funny because evyernoe at the party was laffing so i laffed too. i didn’t want to make bagit embareassed.
bagit never told me about her frends. they are a littul strange but they are her frends so i am okay. baguette’s freinds have tube thingies with smoke floteing up and i cauffed and they gave me sumthing to drink but it was bad tasting.
then suddenly la poo poo flew into the house of the freind of bagett and carreed me a way. it was lik i was lois land nd he was superman. tee hee. i like that showe.
and also the frends of bagette were not speeking always in english. they had lots of spittul though. grapes got really mad and she kept hitting her head and told me i shuldnt talk to baguette evar agin. i am sad i dont even feel like trikc or treeting. i was going to go with bagette and we were going to share the biggest chocolit bar.
i was getting better so grapes let me go to the frend of baguete’s house but now i cauff even more now so i am back in bed with lots of water and ginger tea. grapes’s dad made me ginger tea and told me to drenk it but it was not very good.
sometimes i wonder if life is worth living. what’s the point if the one you love is no good for you/ love is all that drives mankind. it’s our life, our soul. we live for love. oh, woe is he who is unloved. i feel so alone, soaiwkae\
Hello, La Poo Poo interference once again. He’s passed out, thank the Lord. I thought that smack might have been too much, but it looks like it was just right. Ernest had a bad run-in with the world yesterday, and Grapes will never stop berating herself for her folly. Oh, young love is so foolish. I loved, once…but that is not relevant. It seems that Baguette had a few secrets up her French crust that she had kept hidden. I know now that she was after my underwear modeling fortune and Ernest was the most innocent means to get to it. Grapes is here so I’ll be brief. She must be a foreign agent or something. Fortune cannot have been all that drove her.
Grapes. La Poo Poo is exaggerating. His job has made him very paranoid, but thank God for the paranoia because it was all that saved Ernest from his death at that horrid party.
My…I just read Ernest’s deep thoughts and I have never seen him that way before. Perfect spelling? Perhaps he needs to be depressed more. Just kidding. I’m very concerned. I should never have let him go out with Baguette while in the throes of Down Syndrome. They will never see each other again. Maybe a cupcake will cheer him up.
I can’t believe Ernest watched “Borat”.
September 23, 2008
· Filed under baguette · Tagged baguette, colon, concussion, ernest, finding nemo, grapes, jellyfish, la poo poo, michael phelps, scandalous, smiley, squishy
I AM ALL okay now from my accident last night. LApoo poo ran into me accidentally (i asked grapes how to spell that) and i got a concussion. GRAPes toled me to report it but i didnt have to becuz 70 percent of womin don’t report concussions.
baguette was here and wen i woked up we plaid solitaire together. it was fun but it’s kind of confusing. then she had to go home becuz it was too late and grapes said it wiould be scandalous for bagueette to stay
and grapes showld me how to make a smiley fcace. 
like this. first you press the colong and then you press the parentheses. a colon is also in your intestinn. is it squishy/
in finding nemo there si a squishy but it is a jelyfish. if i could swim like micheal felps i could touch a jellyfish. espeshally the wiggley parts on the bottom i would wear it like a hat.
grapes needs the computer now but i only got to post a littl but now she has to do ap human.
