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huzah buagete is here1111

i am so bord and i stay home al ot now becuaz la poo po as aneo money for my edukaytion. so now i have nothin to do. what scane i do/1/1/1//1/1/11/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1

i am sad becuaze bagite is not with her brothu bruse. he is not her brotheur. but then baguet came to my hous and wa slike ‘i am so sad urnest1111′; and she was so ugly buces bruse was had to fight whith her because there was one more peise of chese and she didnt want to let him have it. but i think she is being bet up mor buecause there wis a more then one ugly mark.

wso now sh is in y closet hiding from grpaes because if grpeas sees she will be kicked out1111111 and i canot let that hapen because she is so lovuly. ooh now baguestt wants to type.

Hello lovelies! I’m back again, haha is this like, the second time I’ve been here. So Ernest was kind enough to let me stay here for a while, at least until Bruce calms down. I don’t think Ernest realizes that Bruce and I are together, which is sad, but no matter what Bruce and I stick together, right? Even if things get tough and we fight, and people get hurt, we’re always there for each other. And it wasn’t like that with Ernest. With Ernest it was like going out with my brother, which would be sick. I tried to make it work but that one day at my girlfriend’s house he lost it and his weird brother had to come flying in and freak everyone out. I couldn’t be seen like that, so we had to break it off.

oohh bagues is oso wondeurful. so now wmaibye i will have ltos of fun11111 we can make cupcakes togehtur111111111111

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roe row row your boat1111

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what is tat/1/1/

toduy we went shoping and i saw baguit in a stor and it was a stor with a lot of stuf insidde and big sings saying sael1  sale1

and i was connfosed bcaus i went in and there was no boats. so i cride to grapes becuase i want to go in a bote to a coole place to sweem and not soggify. i love to swimming.

and then la poo poo said that he would figure something out so were going sailingboating soon111 sailingboating is so funnn111

maybe i can stere11//

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stain alive1

i was not ded beecuz bagette just came oround to chek up on mee and tell me its over. she didnt have an isicle and grapes told me later wen she drank hot chocolate 9not me i wuild sogify0 that this is california and we dont have isicles here.  so i am okay111111

but iu was not okay for some days cusz my sickness came back for a little.

wao blogging is so different now111  its is so technologically and all skware and stuff. wooooooeeeee.

but now it is good except la poo poo is in england a lot liek fro the hole week. mnaybe hell breng me back a english cupcakes but maybe i hope it will not have sheep guts like someone toold me they eat there.

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bageuette returns11112311twentynigne!

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guerss whoh is iutsidde our dorr. it is bagteet111

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she is a stalkur111 what is she kills me111 with an isiclueh.

grapes siad it leaces no evideswnce. it would melt into my body and soggivy meeee111111111111!!!!111111

 

la poo poo siad i must go say ehello. gopodybey crule wlerd. istn that what peeopel.  say///

if i nevru see anyvone again, i leavem y tuxedo to la poo poo and my party hapt  to grapes and my batman suit to bagueet.

now i will go diie becuaz bagtientt will ckiil mee111

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for whom it may concurn

for whome it may concurn

i feel empty

my heart is like an urn

with no ashes

when will i feel the burn

of love again

tomorrow the gosts come out

when they return to the grave

shall i go with them

would anyone miss me now that love has left me

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poopy poopy poopy

i have written poetry in the past days. it is the only way i know to release my sorrow and anguish.

fly home, bird.

fly home, bird.

here you will not be heard.

for my girlfriend baguette is mean

and she is vicious

and she is a liar

and she is evil.

 

 

twinkling moonlight

twinkling moonlight oh so bright

when you gaze upon me i feel fright

knowing that one day i shall die

and perhaps die alone

with no one but myself in a cold stone grave.

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in the throes of woe

love is like a rose,

it makes one blush with excitement

it makes one’s blood rush

it makes one write prose

and if one is unlucky, it makes one cry

what is life without love

it is peace without a dove

it is dying in an empty cove

when the tide has rushed in

no more is one therein.

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iam all okay now :)

I AM ALL okay now from my accident last night. LApoo poo ran into me accidentally (i asked grapes how to spell that) and i got a concussion. GRAPes toled me to report it but i didnt have to becuz 70 percent of womin don’t report concussions. 

baguette was here and wen i woked up we plaid solitaire together. it was fun but it’s kind of confusing. then she had to go home becuz it was too late and grapes said it wiould be scandalous for bagueette to stay

and grapes showld me how to make a smiley fcace. :) like this. first you press the colong and then you press the parentheses. a colon is also in your intestinn. is it squishy/

in finding nemo there si a squishy but it is a jelyfish. if i could swim like micheal felps i could touch a jellyfish. espeshally the wiggley parts on the bottom i would wear it like a hat.

grapes needs the computer now but i only got to post a littl but now she has to do ap human.

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