i am saved but kind of i am week. becauz the aremy men got me befir i jumped into the vatt of bulbing gloo. they are mi herose. not like miykial felps who is not a good poop animor.
so then i was ina helocotper11111 so funn11111
and ten i got a cupcake so i awas happya gain and la poo poo came to see meee nd then i came home and grapes sed ’shave off yur beard” and i loked and i had sa beard11 so she carefully shaved it foff. and thhen i was sleepingfor many and many days.
I understand that this is the blog of Ernest, the paper bag. I am Sergeant Christopher Bloomsdale, and we retrieved the paper bag at 1750 this evening. He was about to leap into the great bubbling vat, and seemed to be screaming “two the deth111″.
We flew over the Caribbean when our plane began to malfunction. Thinking quickly, we landed on the unnamed island below, home to one of the world’s largest recycling plants.
I believe that Ernest is severely ill. As we left, one of our party discovered a paper party hat decorated by an poorly made crown. Ernest claims that he had made “Chester” heir to the throne.
This is not military protocol, I am simply assuming that there are readers of this blog who know where Ernest belongs. Please respond, or we will have no choice but to place him in a mental institution for life. In any case, that is where he belongs.
today i saw a noosepaper ont he flores and now i am almoest goint o screeeemm1111111111
wat1/1/1 i said, michale felps is disgraced11/1/1/1//11/
i did tno t know why or how he hat been badded out but it is not gud111 thar was a pictur of him and he had a crazy smoking pip1111111111111111111111111111and they siad he was smoking pot but i dont now how you smoke a pot becuase does tnt the pot have smoke////and usualyy pepoel ecook in a pot.
la poo poo and grapes said that smoking is not good for you. oh no111 i miss them111 how can i escpae1111////
thear is onely one say. i must jump into the vat of buhbling olils1111111
or els e i will suffer. godbye1 1111111
goddbye111111111
i am te cking of the wurld1111
ok no but onlie my ilsnad. heeheheheeeee we haave been wurking hard to biild abigger calstle. heeheheheee. well it is hard work becuaz my people dont really do anything. their also vary kwite, then never talk to me11111
i amkind a lonely becuas where is grapes and lapoopoo1/1/1/1/1/
gess awat1/1/
i am the king of the ayeland now1111
becaus i espcaeped the snake and the pot of doom and then wen i walked outside a thing flew on my head and it is my crown and so i am kin111111
huzzahh1h111111
so niow i have to save my people and kill the evel drangon in my castle. i have started to pull them off one by one from the smake. but i am tireed and so i told other ppeeeple to do it for me but they didt nothing1111
they diodnteven seem to have heard me111
oh few111
iwas so sckred of the big bubling pot that i was dancing arond the black snake then he threw me offff1111
and i said nooooooooo my paper frinds who will die in the pot111
but they saind nothing
and you knnow what the sadest part is1/1/1/1 they excepted their fate quitely and didnt even screem for hope of being saved by the nice peep;e who wild save them.
now i am alone in this island except for the papers that are outside the evil casle of doooooooooooom. i wil cry i wan tto go homeeeee
i want a cupcake
hahahasdfkljcweihadnwkchckajfcksdjc i miss evryoneeeee111
oh nooooo11111 theres a big mushcy pot111111111111111
watwill i doo1111/1/1//1/1/1//1/1/1/1//1/1
la poo poo//// where are yooo111/1///
la poo poo, where are you
like schooby doobydo1111111
i think i will die mayb2222111111111 and wthen i wil go einther to hell of hraven.
its smelly and hot…i wanna go home11111
gess wat1111/// i have fond an black thing that mooooves111 uit is like a snaik and so long and winedy but it is not a scarey snake, it is a frendly snake111111
i m riding on top of it becus it is so frneldly and did not bite me when i jumped ontwo its bak11111111
and in the wayyy endd111 is a thing that i cannotseee11 i wondur what it is1.1.1..1//1/1
but it is naice becaus i have found mani frends111 they ware all papers too1111 i didnt knoe that there war more ppeols like me. but they donot tock so maybe they are mean but i dont know.
i cnt waeght to see what is on the horison.
one1ward1111
sally forth1111
i hav e been esploring the ayeland. it is vry lowd here because of the giant monstar in the gray casle far away. ther is smoke coming out of the caslte. maybe peolple are living ther in feer. i culd save them1111111111
i fond this compooter and am so glad cuz now i can tell my filings. but i wish grapes culd see this.
wouldnt it be cool if we culd all conect with our compters1/1/1/1/1
then i could be rescuedd.
u war worrying abut me worent you1?1//1/. well i am oka even though i fell intot he ochan.
i thing that the baggie that la poo poo put me in save d me except i dind noe how to take it off.
now i am in a islnd of lots of papers1111111 it is like home mayb this is whar i came from not from where grapes said wich is sushis birthdai.
NAD IN THE FAR THERE IS A I M BIGLETTERS AGIN WHY //////////// it is so oh1 no more big letrse1111 SO THEN GAHEIDCEESOCES111 THEYR BACK11111111 it is so annoying oh but nowthey are gon again. in the far place there is a larj bilding it is laik a castle. and ther is smoke so thre must be a dragun in ther111111111111111111
i fond this compooter in the piles of papur. maibe ill blog agin111
