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gootentag1

September 30, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

gootentag1 is how they say hello1 in norway. i have never been to spain but i heard that it is sunny there and there is a lot of fish to eat and play with. today i satyed home agian while grapes went out and it was only la poo poo and me.

la pooo poo decided to babysit today because him and grapes were scared i would try to go into the microwave agian. but they dont have to worry becaus i am neve rgoing in the kichten again. it is a scary place.

me and la poo poo played monopoly all day. we played one game and it was so fun maybe i will aks him to paly with em again. i liked the pretty cottages so i took thm all but espeschally the castles. because grapes only has disney monoploy. but arfter we played for a littel bit la poo poo told me that we should probaliy stop because we had been playing for over three hourse and he said most people dont play that liong.

then we played life and i went to collij and i remiember grapes told me she wanted to go to collij so today i told her i did and she was so happy. then i had so manyu childrens that i needed two cars and enven then i had to pile some on top because la poo poo wouldnt let me have three cars. i had six suns and seven doturs. then i bcame presidnet and la poo poo laffed because he said it would be funny. i think it would be fun two. i aksed la poo poo if ther eis a president now and he said yes. so i asked if he is the man hoo looks like a monkey and he said no that is mikal felps. and i am confused because there asres allways these peeples with the word presdent on tv so i dont noe who is presidnten.  there is the man called ohbahmah, and he is kind of like a moneky too but he has a big loud voice that scares me so i hide under the couch. then there is the old man who looks like a monkey too but not two much hare. and he has this lady who can see rushah from her house. and i wish i could do that two. then i coudl sayu koeneecheewa1 witch is rushhian for hello1

but lappoopoo won the nobelle piece prize that was for soething. and i went to a retirsement howm wich is nice. and lapoo poo said i won but i want to know how much monies he had so i can see how much i won by. but he ownt tell me.

then grapes came home with donuts and we ate them,. grapes said i might be the joker instead of batman1 for hollween. and i can gets candys.

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wanrning1 the kitchen is not safe1

September 29, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

today i staied home wile grapes went to skool and it was so boring but i found something to do. did you know the kitchen is such  a fun place to play. there is a lot of stuff like a blendert  and microewaiv that you can go in to but when i went into the microwave grape s came home from orkestra amd pulled me out

she said it was a bad thing to go in microwaives and i aws sad because it looks like fun. then grapes shoed me a video on youtube about grapes and microwaives and i dont think im going into the kitchen anymore because the grtape exploded and grapes said i would explode two like popcorn.

then lappoopoo came homearly from his mission and slammed the door into grapes’s nose and red stuff came out like gush gush gush gush gush. then we all ate honey and that was my day so far and maybee someting will happen latir and then i wall blog agin.

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my tuckseedoe1

September 28, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged , , , , , , , , ,

gues what grapes made me a tuckseedoe to wear for the fotoshoot and i am so excited

she said i look ‘dapper’ and i dont know what that means but la poo poo said ‘oh joy’ so i thik i like being dapper.

i cant wait next will be my speedo and batman for hallween. grapes is panning on being arty smartyupandts from bteween the lions. i like that sho but it scares me kind of, espeshally fred. he is scarie and all white. like a goest.

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i wint to skchool today1

September 26, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized

alowha this is ernest and today was so fun. grapes tooke me to school today becaus it wws the one week since myh blag began. also myyaeh asked for me to come.

we decided my halloween costume i am going to be batman tyay. but i don not know what btatman is. gtapes said it is a good mvie but she wilnot let me watch it because it is durstrubing for little paper bags.

then i can get candy and we are going to shadow park maybe toget big candys. lappoopoo is bak from hsi resort trip to greenland he brought me a present1 i was so haapy bceuse it was a candy made from moose fat but even thugh it tasteed kind of bad 9lapoopoo siad he didnt try it0 i think it is nice like the time la poo poo  geave me a cupcka.e the cupcake was good and taysted like strawberry. la poo poo said mose fat is a deleecasee

today i got to meet myyeah agian and al cgrapes’s friends. then grapes met a new freind that she introeduesed us to eech other and sh was very happy person and i was happy two. then i hid in grapes’s bakpack stealthily untle i watched grapes took her kemistree test. it looked hard.

also grapes found waldo on tv during are you smarter than a fifth graeder but his name was filip so i do not noe wich it is.

i hop i get to go to skool with grapes again it was funn but i was hungry.

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for you myyeah – an evrybuddy else1 :)

September 25, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged , , ,

bonjur1 tghat is french grapes sopeaks sum french

today grapes tol;d me that i shud post for her buddy myyeah. so myyeah,, i post for you. you are in grapes’s ap human class. i do not understnad what ap human is but it makes grapes worried and she stays up late a lot, espeshally yesterday night so i dont think i liike it. do you like it myyeah/

i think yur name is cool i wish my name was too words two. at first i didnt know hoo you were but grapes told me to remember way back when i was first born. it is kinda foggy but maybee i remember kinda you took pictures of grapes and me. and also you played with me sumtiesm.

grapes just walked in and told me not be sappy. what doe ssappy mane? grapres sed you ilke mika too so i will put pcitures. yayl

this pictures is scary. hey1 if you change spell ur name “miya” it would be like mika1

 teehee mika loks like angel1

 thats a pretty chare.

oh…mika looks diffirnt.

so there is the pst for myyeah. i hope to see you tomorrw and and evrybuddy esle when i GETTOGOTOSCHOOLWITHGRAPES TOMRROW

oops. bybeye

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i tried to be like billy brown

September 24, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

olah1 i am ernest and grapes is back frum back to skool nite and she broght home so mnay colleged brochurs i hope i can have them they are so pritty and bright. espeshaly the one that says fidm on it and has a smiley girl it is so bright

i think if it is so bright i would like to be a fashion designer and make pritty clothes but grapes does that for me now. she made me a party hat but i will get a tuckseedoe soon for my fotoshoot.

la poo poo told me fotoshoots doent have guns i wish they did. then that would be fun and i could pretend i was in the veitnam war. but grapes says that’s badd.

see the title of my post i made a song referins it is one of grapes’s favorite song

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iam all okay now :)

September 23, 2008 · Filed under baguette, Uncategorized · Tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

I AM ALL okay now from my accident last night. LApoo poo ran into me accidentally (i asked grapes how to spell that) and i got a concussion. GRAPes toled me to report it but i didnt have to becuz 70 percent of womin don’t report concussions. 

baguette was here and wen i woked up we plaid solitaire together. it was fun but it’s kind of confusing. then she had to go home becuz it was too late and grapes said it wiould be scandalous for bagueette to stay

and grapes showld me how to make a smiley fcace. 🙂 like this. first you press the colong and then you press the parentheses. a colon is also in your intestinn. is it squishy/

in finding nemo there si a squishy but it is a jelyfish. if i could swim like micheal felps i could touch a jellyfish. espeshally the wiggley parts on the bottom i would wear it like a hat.

grapes needs the computer now but i only got to post a littl but now she has to do ap human.

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hi1

September 22, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged , , , ,

hi1 this is my second post i am so excited i wanted to post EVERYDAY BUT GRAPES SAID I CANT WHY IS EVERTING IN BIG LETTERS I SOUND AMAD i oh. haha la poo poo told me it was called the caps lock key and i must have pressed it, silly poop that i am. haha that’s a funny word. i think i like being a silly pioop.

i didnt sleep for two nights i was so excited and la poo poo said i ruined his beauty sleep and i cried but grapes told me la poo poo was really nice and just not used to having another person in his hose and one day well be happy. i bleve her becuz i remembed one time la poo poo gave me a cupcake.

but im happy now cuz i get to post and grapes told me that whatever i tipe here goes to the hole world1 so heloloworld1

and grapes friends want to interview me for their blog im so happya nd grapes said we might do photoshoot for christmals and la poo poo sort of clapped. he used to be an underwear model but now he lives a doubul lfie. i cant tell u cuz then he might be mean agian.

i hop la poo poo gets used to me soon.

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ernest’s first post ever.

September 20, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged , , , , ,

ahoy1 my name is ernest and i live in america. we speak english here but my owner grapes can spak chinese too. that’s the languge from china. did you know that the 2008 olympics were in china/ i even watched it on tv. i want to swim as fast as micheal felps, but grapes won’t let me go in water she says i would get soggy and disentagraite. that sounds exciting, but grapes says it’s a bad thing. la poo poo tells me to stop spooing nonsense and get on with it. he’s grapes’s dog and he used to be an underwear model. now he’s a akljsfkajsl;iwccw,axckl

Greetings, I am La Poo Poo. That silly little paper bag has gone crying to his mommy. All I did was a bit of stealthy attacking, or how do average commoners say it, “jumped him”? It’s not as bad as he makes it, compared to some of the things I’ve suffered as a – in my field. I couldn’t allow him to compromise some information. My cousin Guantorga has already revealed enough. Thank heavens her owner is always drunk. Nevertheless, there is no doubt in my increasingly developed mind that Grapes will flick…Ernest…away. Unspoken rule of the house: never bother Grapes when Mika and/or Johnny Depp is involved.

Ah, it’s that time of day when Grapes does her “homework”. In about five hours, the real homework doing will begin. I don’t understand humans. Why put off what you can do today? Procrastination is time that could be spent in Prague, or in the rare occasion when I feel the need for something…homey, Fifi’s Pampered Canine Resort. Although I do loathe the term “canine”. It makes me sound like a tooth, particularly the one that rips meat, which is disturbing as I’ve been considering vegetarianism. But I do love my filet mignon. Perhaps when I lose my teeth, then.

Ha, the little fool is still trying to get Grapes to respond. I didn’t mean for him to react this way, but it was sad watching him bang his head on the keys in an attempt to type. He’s such a baby, and he certainly won’t succeed in getting Grapes to respond when she’s concentrating so hard on replaying a bit of ancient Johnny Depp video to see the colors on his scarf. It’s like hitting an invisible wall. I’ve learned to cope. According to Grapes, it’s made me distant. “All evidence to the contrary.” Oh, how she would squeal at that reference. Must go, grapes is here

Sorry, La Poo Poo tends to ramble. He’s got the personality of an old war veteran. Of course, underwear modeling was nothing like war. So…I’m grapes and this is Ernest’s blog. Please forgive the grammar and the bad typing, he’s a five month old paper bag and he has no arms. This is his first contact with technology. He thinks the toaster is going to eat him and can’t open the light without help. Anyways, stick with him, he’s trying really hard, and maybe eventually he’ll learn how to type like La Poo Poo. I have to take the computer away now or there will be blood. REFERENCE! But uh…I have to do homework anyways.

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