Posts tagged baguette
May 3, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged baguette, birthday, brother, Bruce, cupcakes, girl, grapes, la poo poo, Lois Lane, mouth surgery, outfit, Superman, tuxedo
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i get to pik an outfet fro my birthday11
but noow i dont know what to git. grapds sais if i cant chose then ill hve to ware my tuxedoe but it is itchky. hmm.
also thir wil be cuptkcakes1111 huzahh
i cant wati i cant waiatkljwiwoifjkwjfwwfwejjif\eieuweuuieeu`1“`111111111111
aksit do you think the girl will come to my birhday11/1/ or baget…or even her borother bruce that poope.
maibe i wil ask hhe but im scarred111111 wat if she laffs at me becuas i did not get mine mouth surgyry yet1/1/1/1/
i noe1 laupoooo will do it for me1111 he makes me fil like lois and he is supar man when he caries me.
April 14, 2009 · Filed under baguette, Uncategorized · Tagged abuse, affair, baguette, Bruce, embarassed, ernest, grapes, hiding, la poo poo, shame
i am so bord and i stay home al ot now becuaz la poo po as aneo money for my edukaytion. so now i have nothin to do. what scane i do/1/1/1//1/1/11/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1
i am sad becuaze bagite is not with her brothu bruse. he is not her brotheur. but then baguet came to my hous and wa slike ‘i am so sad urnest1111’; and she was so ugly buces bruse was had to fight whith her because there was one more peise of chese and she didnt want to let him have it. but i think she is being bet up mor buecause there wis a more then one ugly mark.
wso now sh is in y closet hiding from grpaes because if grpeas sees she will be kicked out1111111 and i canot let that hapen because she is so lovuly. ooh now baguestt wants to type.
Hello lovelies! I’m back again, haha is this like, the second time I’ve been here. So Ernest was kind enough to let me stay here for a while, at least until Bruce calms down. I don’t think Ernest realizes that Bruce and I are together, which is sad, but no matter what Bruce and I stick together, right? Even if things get tough and we fight, and people get hurt, we’re always there for each other. And it wasn’t like that with Ernest. With Ernest it was like going out with my brother, which would be sick. I tried to make it work but that one day at my girlfriend’s house he lost it and his weird brother had to come flying in and freak everyone out. I couldn’t be seen like that, so we had to break it off.
oohh bagues is oso wondeurful. so now wmaibye i will have ltos of fun11111 we can make cupcakes togehtur111111111111
April 6, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged affair, baguette, birthday, Bruce, ernest, incest
oh noooooooo
what i sbaguite doing with her borhtar in the bush/1/1/1/1/1/1/1
but in a mont is is my birhday1111111like tomorrow iwll be a month unitl my birhday 111 1huzzahhhhhhhhhh
March 30, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged affair, baguette, bathroom, brother, ernest, lollipop, love, mika
toodiay i was walking with grapes one day and she told me wat peepole sya. she said, live ur ife until love is fond or loces gonna get u donw.
i said that sounds familur. whare is ti from/// bit she luagehed at me and just didnt say nauything.
then we went to the bathromm and grapes sad if yur done wait outside. then i sat by the plants and wayted. then i saw something in the bushes and iw as like what/1/1/1/1/1/1////1111////
it was baguiett2211
but she was smashing her face with her brothdur and i said hiii baguesttt111 are yoo haveing a cool restingling match.///
then i asked if i could tjoin them111 and they turne d red and went away.
i do not noooe…
March 16, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged baguette, birthday, brother, father, la poo poo, party
it is almost my birtyhday11111 huzzaha11111
oky fin it is in may but it is sooooon1n111 nad i will be one years old111111
and then we will have a jgigantious birthday party1111 with lots of cupcakes i cant wait
do you think i shuld invite bagite//1/1/1///1//1
becuaz maybe she is not a poop animor
maibe she is so nise. i tink so maybe. because she lives with her brothur bruice.
how nice111 if my brother, who is problaby la poo poo, needed me i dont tinke i would let him. wait, no i wuld wat am i talking aboiut/1/1/1//1/1//1/1 la poo poo is so nice too and he saved me so many tiesms1111
waht is lapoo poo////1/1/1/1/ is he my brother//// or is he mie father/1/1//1
who is my fathur1/11//1/1/rally hoo/1/1/1/1/1/
February 18, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged baguette, boyfriend, Bruce, cheating, ernest, grapes, James Bond, la poo poo, love, pessimist, recovery, stealthy, Valentine's Day
okay1111
i am betar now but eveyrting is kind of difernt.
graps todld eme that it was vaelentines day saturday when i was still on te army place. but i saed wat is that1/1/1/1/1/1
but she said it si the day of love
and i said yes i noe i ove you11111 and hugged her
but then grapes said not tha cind of love.
so i gess it is maybe like me and bageitt.
which is bad becuz then you get sad when u dont like them animore. i timk it is stopeid for peole to have a day for love becuz then it is not good
like grapess frend sushi and her boryfrend. she is scandalusing with andother man and he diesnt know11111 wat if bagueet ded that with me/1/1/1/1/1/11/1/1/1/111/1/11111/1/111/1/1
i dont thin she would tho. she is a good bagette. because she even takes in her bronther bruse when he is not in good life. it is good for her.
but i like sushis boyfriedn. he is nice and bery stealthy like la poo poo. he is a smooth charmer, grapes said. but deadly, becauz he is james bolkafweijciwsj1o2ed9xciuopsfdjsdfo slkjfs lsdjf s
Ernest has a tendency to say too much.
-La Poo Poo.
December 27, 2008 · Filed under baguette, Uncategorized · Tagged baguette, boating, ernest, grapes, la poo poo, sailing, sale, shopping
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toduy we went shoping and i saw baguit in a stor and it was a stor with a lot of stuf insidde and big sings saying sael1 sale1
and i was connfosed bcaus i went in and there was no boats. so i cride to grapes becuase i want to go in a bote to a coole place to sweem and not soggify. i love to swimming.
and then la poo poo said that he would figure something out so were going sailingboating soon111 sailingboating is so funnn111
maybe i can stere11//
December 10, 2008 · Filed under baguette, Uncategorized · Tagged alive, baguette, blogging, california, cupcake, death, england, ernest, grapes, haggis, hot chocolate, icicle, la poo poo, sheep, sickness
i was not ded beecuz bagette just came oround to chek up on mee and tell me its over. she didnt have an isicle and grapes told me later wen she drank hot chocolate 9not me i wuild sogify0 that this is california and we dont have isicles here. so i am okay111111
but iu was not okay for some days cusz my sickness came back for a little.
wao blogging is so different now111 its is so technologically and all skware and stuff. wooooooeeeee.
but now it is good except la poo poo is in england a lot liek fro the hole week. mnaybe hell breng me back a english cupcakes but maybe i hope it will not have sheep guts like someone toold me they eat there.
December 4, 2008 · Filed under baguette, Uncategorized · Tagged baguette, death, ernest, grapes, icicle, la poo poo, murder
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guerss whoh is iutsidde our dorr. it is bagteet111
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she is a stalkur111 what is she kills me111 with an isiclueh.
grapes siad it leaces no evideswnce. it would melt into my body and soggivy meeee111111111111!!!!111111
la poo poo siad i must go say ehello. gopodybey crule wlerd. istn that what peeopel. say///
if i nevru see anyvone again, i leavem y tuxedo to la poo poo and my party hapt to grapes and my batman suit to bagueet.
now i will go diie becuaz bagtientt will ckiil mee111
October 28, 2008 · Filed under baguette, Uncategorized · Tagged anguish, baguette, bird, cold, death, die, ernest, evil, fly, fright, girlfriend, grave, home, liar, mean, moonlight, poetry, sorrow, stone, vicious
i have written poetry in the past days. it is the only way i know to release my sorrow and anguish.
fly home, bird.
fly home, bird.
here you will not be heard.
for my girlfriend baguette is mean
and she is vicious
and she is a liar
and she is evil.
twinkling moonlight
twinkling moonlight oh so bright
when you gaze upon me i feel fright
knowing that one day i shall die
and perhaps die alone
with no one but myself in a cold stone grave.
the importance of being ernest 