i am saved but kind of i am week. becauz the aremy men got me befir i jumped into the vatt of bulbing gloo. they are mi herose. not like miykial felps who is not a good poop animor.
so then i was ina helocotper11111 so funn11111
and ten i got a cupcake so i awas happya gain and la poo poo came to see meee nd then i came home and grapes sed ‘shave off yur beard” and i loked and i had sa beard11 so she carefully shaved it foff. and thhen i was sleepingfor many and many days.
i was going to burm santa clus in a grat fir but la poo poo savd me. he sed i was stopid for killing myeslef but i said it was for the saving my family frm the evil introoder hoo wuld kill them all
then he laffed and told me to go to sleep bcus he would take care of evrytying. so i did
then in the morning i woke up and there was boxes under the shiny tree thing and i skreemed and rant o grapes and told her and she got angyr becus i woke her up and then she went to see and but i didnt want to go neer it becus the flashing shiny traingle is so big and goint o eat me and who knows if sante claus didnt put a bomb or poinsone d cuipcake in the box and i would exploed.
then i opened the box and there was a cupcake RTHERE AND I DIDNT NOE WHATTO DO IF IT IW S DEDLEY11111111121111 I AM YELLING AGIN WHIYYYyyy oh. it is gon. but i scremmed and la poo poo flew oout of the room and he ate a little peece and i then i new it was okay so i ate it because i knew it was okay. but it is almost new years and then i will almost be 111111111!1111 huzah1111
grapes fund out that wewere goinng t swim becuz she read my blaug. and then i was sad becus i didnt know she culd read it becuas yeah.
so she kcalled us in greese and yelled becudse was i trying to kill miself and becus of the phone bill but after a long time she wa nices nd she said that the fone bill was worth it for my life. then she sade she would make la poo poo buy me a gresin cupcake but he siad he could probably not find one in greese but mayb e in iceland tomporrow. huzzah11
i was not ded beecuz bagette just came oround to chek up on mee and tell me its over. she didnt have an isicle and grapes told me later wen she drank hot chocolate 9not me i wuild sogify0 that this is california and we dont have isicles here. so i am okay111111
but iu was not okay for some days cusz my sickness came back for a little.
wao blogging is so different now111 its is so technologically and all skware and stuff. wooooooeeeee.
but now it is good except la poo poo is in england a lot liek fro the hole week. mnaybe hell breng me back a english cupcakes but maybe i hope it will not have sheep guts like someone toold me they eat there.
i has not blogged in so ling1 i missed to teel youu wat happened iwht my life. i am been at home much these last days and then i ate lots of cupcakes because la poo poo used his undurwear modeling and inhurtiance to buy me a celibration cupcake parti1
it was so much fun.
it is almoste my pbirthday. my birthay is in may next year and iut is almost next year111! ! 1111.
i cannts wait to be won. and we will have a big birday party al for me1 i wil ll bee the gist of honor.
also i saw micheal failps in a magazeen and i aksed grapes if we culd go swimming. i will be the wismming champion of the worldk111111 just like micahel fellsp. but i woud notg get soggy becauze i have found how how i can not get soggy. i can ware a plastic box and wiggle my belly and i will not get soggi1 there will be a brething hole, of course, so ui wont die.
the importance of being ernest 